Demyx you lazy fucker I love you

zilleniose:

pretty sure it’s safe to say adventure time has fucked everyone up

zilleniose:

pretty sure it’s safe to say adventure time has fucked everyone up

Basically I’ve come to the conclusion that the story/joke was made so that the OP could get followers on instagram without even really trying

I looked up what the story could mean and apparently it’s been changed from ping pong balls or things like that

Someone suggested something with ‘sugar daddies’

Someone else suggested “maybe the son wants to accomplish things for himself rather than rely on his old man” which is a nice ending but not good enough to withhold information for no reason

Someone else also suggested “taking life with a grain of sugar” which would make more sense, if that were the saying. It’s actually “taking life with a grain of salt” cause then it continues “with a shot of tequila” it’s a joke about martinis

Also now I’m thinking of fall out boys song “SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN” and I’m laughing at that more than anything else so

canaydian:

its a young boys first year of school and his dad is very proud of him. his dad is really rich and shit so he asks his son”what do you want as your reward?” his son says “one grain of sugar” and his dad  thinks its kinda weird but he gives it to him anyways.

a few years later his son is graduating elementary school and his dad is very proud of him and very rich so he asks again what he wants as a reward. he says “one grain of sugar” so his dad gets him one grain of sugar. he is kinda offended by this cause he is so rich and can get his son anything he wants but he keeps asking for grains of sugar.

a couple years later the son is graduating middle school and his dad asks what do you want as a reward? and the son says “one grain of sugar” and the dad, of course, gives him what he wants. He is starting to get a little mad by now. He is rich, he can get him whatever he wants.

some years pass by and the son finally graduates high school. his dad is very proud and offers to buy his son a Lamborghini. His son says “no, just one grain of sugar” and his dad obliges. He is very annoyed.

After that, the son finally graduates college as a doctor and his dad asks him what he wants as a reward. the son asks again for one grain of sugar. the dad says “i can buy you whatever you want, are you sure?” the son says “yea” so he does. 

a couple days later the son ends up in a car accident and is very injured. He is in the hospital and the dad visits him knowing he’s going to die soon and asks him “why were you asking for these grains of sugar all these years when i am rich and can get you whatever you want?” the son smiles at his dad, and dies

winchesterappreciation:

wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

"I NEED A GODAMN WRITING DESK"

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

zenec:

Early by Martin-Jan van Santen on Flickr.

dokugumon:

// Digimon CD cover scans.
Zero Two, Tamers & Frontier. [x]

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

Most of my conversations with Tori usually end up with us telling each other not to do things and Tori constantly sending me random gifs and pictures and me usually going tori no

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

You know what screw whatever my dad thinks my mom and I are the ones taking care of grandma and literally hurting our bodies over this if we want to keep grandma in her hospital bed so the three of us no longer get hurt or feel discomfort then we should be able to if I want to move the hospital bed into the living room so grandma can still be social and watch tv then I damn well should be able to without him complaining about not being able to watch tv with the volume ALL THE WAY TO 100 LATE AT NIGHT LIKE YOU HAVE HULU AND NETFLIX ON YOUR COMPUTER YOU ARE FINE

tittykaybee:

Kingdom Hearts Stained Glass FanArt: Disney Princess Collection

Artist: Nicole Graham (jostnic)

Check out her other stuff on DeviantArt. (And maybe buy some prints if you really like them. :3)

THOSE EPISODES WERE WAY FUCKED UP

ADVENTURE TIME

COME ON GRAB YOUR FRIENDS

PRISMO NO

DID YOU WATCH IT